11 Things You Should Never Ever Say To A Single Girl

We have been or is still the single girl. And we love every bit of it. But with singledom, we have all also endured the drill of digs rolled out by family and friends. As a lot of empathisers identify the ‘single’ genre of people as tragic and offer their unsolicited advice to help save them from their allegedly dire circumstances.

But here’s an advice- next time you meet someone who falls into category, you simply zip your lip. Because all the single ladies out there won’t take it anymore. And if you’re single, you must have bumped upon these words a zillion times over.

#1 There’s plenty more fish in the sea

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Do we even want another fish? Wait. We’re not even a fish! So where’s the confusion?

#2 Have you tried online dating?

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Is that even a thing? Never heard of it!

#3 You’re too picky

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If being picky means grabbing a bite with every guy in a 10 km radius, then hell yeah. We are!

#4 Are you seeing anyone?

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Do you see someone with me????

#5 Being single must suck

Actually nope! Especially when you can spend every Friday with your buddies and have the freedom to develop crushes anytime, anywhere. As we please.

#6 It’ll happen when you least expect it

So did my last break-up!

#7 Going on a date?

Can we please dress up for ourselves and not others? We mean what’s wrong???

#8 You have full freedom to do whatever you want

Excuse Me? Pretty sure we were ‘allowed’ to do that while being with my last boyfriend.

#9 Bet Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ is your fav song

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Singledom’s not a epidemic you know. So choices differ. THANKS!

#10 Your ‘me time’ makes me jealous

Your ‘sex time’ makes ME jealous.

#11 I’ve just the friend for you

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Actually trusting you to set me up with yet another of your boyfriend’s ridiculous mates doesn’t sound too happy. So thank you, but no!

 

 

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