We have been or is still the single girl. And we love every bit of it. But with singledom, we have all also endured the drill of digs rolled out by family and friends. As a lot of empathisers identify the ‘single’ genre of people as tragic and offer their unsolicited advice to help save them from their allegedly dire circumstances.
But here’s an advice- next time you meet someone who falls into category, you simply zip your lip. Because all the single ladies out there won’t take it anymore. And if you’re single, you must have bumped upon these words a zillion times over.
#1 There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Do we even want another fish? Wait. We’re not even a fish! So where’s the confusion?
#2 Have you tried online dating?
Is that even a thing? Never heard of it!
#3 You’re too picky
If being picky means grabbing a bite with every guy in a 10 km radius, then hell yeah. We are!
#4 Are you seeing anyone?
Do you see someone with me????
#5 Being single must suck
Actually nope! Especially when you can spend every Friday with your buddies and have the freedom to develop crushes anytime, anywhere. As we please.
#6 It’ll happen when you least expect it
So did my last break-up!
#7 Going on a date?
Can we please dress up for ourselves and not others? We mean what’s wrong???
#8 You have full freedom to do whatever you want
Excuse Me? Pretty sure we were ‘allowed’ to do that while being with my last boyfriend.
#9 Bet Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ is your fav song
Singledom’s not a epidemic you know. So choices differ. THANKS!
#10 Your ‘me time’ makes me jealous
Your ‘sex time’ makes ME jealous.
#11 I’ve just the friend for you
Actually trusting you to set me up with yet another of your boyfriend’s ridiculous mates doesn’t sound too happy. So thank you, but no!